Remember the time that you said nobody could ever get you bawling all over and crying all your nose-hairs out, especially some guy. And now you find yourself poring all over those leftover pictures, those things that he gave you and those sweet messages he left on your mobile phone, it's absolutely unbearable! And it's only then that you realize that you aren't over him. All those moments of bliss, all those sweet nothings in your ear, and all those promises of ever-after are exactly the things that keep you hanging on. And you don't like it.

Girl it's time to move on, double quick. Living in the past like this doesn't really help your cause. If you really want to live a new life, here are a few suggestions for getting over that creepazoid who broke your heart:

l Watch 'Braveheart' 777 times: Why go for violent sports for release when you can have all the violence you need for catharsis right there on your TV screen? All that hacking, slashing and pulverizing should be enough to absolutely make you forget the feeling of love and romance. This feeling of catharsis is so great that you will probably feel all the negative emotions washed away by its amazing power!

l Schadenfreude is the key: If you haven't come across this word before, it basically refers to the joy you feel with the misfortune of others. And what's the best way to feel this kind of joy? Why by reading the books of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan of course! Feel their misery until you notice that yours aren't so bad after all!

l Get Fit: This is one of the best ways to get over you ex-boyfriend. Not only does it allow you to sweat it out more than usual which always helps in forgetting, but it also makes you more fit and attractive-next time he sees you he'll wonder why he ever dumped you!