We all have something special to buy when we receive our tax rebate check. Some people will go to the mall and buy an item that they previously could not afford. It could be anything from a watch to a washing machine. Whatever they buy will help stimulate the economy and get us out of the recession we are in. The worst thing that a person can do with the check is put it in the bank. That would be bad for the country. We need spenders not savers. Most people have fun on their minds and they are going to use that money to party. The check is theirs to spend in anyway that makes them happy. Let’s wish that their party is a lot of fun.

The most exciting experience for a senior citizen is being in love with a person twenty years younger then themselves. But it costs too much money to have a relationship with someone so young. It is an unaffordable luxury to those that live on a fixed income. I have good news for seniors, the tax rebate checks will be arriving this week. Seniors should give themselves a special treat by wining and dining a youngster with the extra money. It will be good for the economy and soul.

I am in love with a woman and her thirty year old daughter. If I ever hit the lotto they will both become my wives. A cult leader in Utah would be willing to perform the ceremony. It has been two years since we had a chance to meet. The problem is that they are too expensive to date. They expect me to take them to a fancy restaurant and then to a gift shop. But with the tax rebate check that will be arriving shortly I can afford to entertain them both. During my college years I was top male. As captain of the football team all the ladies wanted a chance to spend a day with me. I never got involved with any of them but each got a share of my time. But those glorious years are now gone and remain only as pleasant memories. My tax rebate check will soon arrive; I will do my best to recreate some of those great times that I enjoyed at college. With a mother and her daughter as my girlfriends how can I miss? Melpol